Geese and girls

I (Ron) was coming back from the city on the maxi-taxi (or Ruteira) and there was of all things, a goose in a bag on the floor. Yes, there was a goose, and it was in a bag, and it was alive. It was real. And I did not stand near it, but since there were no seats I just stood near the back and watched this goose. I have a healthy respect for this bird, geese can be mean. A few minutes later a lady got on the ruteira, and apparently didn’t notice the goose, so when she paid, she stood near it. Yeah, it bit her! Then the owner reached over and clubbed the goose on the head! So now there was a three way yelling match between the goose owner, the lady, and the ruteira driver! And all the while the goose was just laying there unconscious or dead. The man pays the lady some money (for the ripped panty hose maybe) and it quiets down. And so quiet that, I think the goose might have been dead!